Daniel got on the stage"Hello, everyone! Virgins or not virgins! Welcome! I GUESS!"He hauled a flatscreen on the stage."You all know me? TOSH.0! TOSH.0! Yea haha.Thats it."He looked around, he turned on the TV for Tosh.0
he put on 2 Episodes.Everyone laughed."You like that! well, there will be more after my break!"He walked off the stage, he did a hillarous trust fall on someone he didn't know."HAHA! gets them every time!"He plopped down, on the couch.

She sat at the side of the room, her hair shining. What was Daniel Tosh doing in Horseshoe Bend? She shrugged the question off and went to go talk to him. She tapped his shoulder. "Hey."

He looked at her."Yeah?"He lazily sprawled his arms down and legs down, getting up and stretching for a bit.He looked back up at her.His soft brown eyes wandering into her eyes.

She gulped forcing herself to blink. "I just wanna know. Why you, a rich-ass star, in this, poor, go-nowhere town? Don't you have bigger and better things to be doing?"

He frowned a bit."No, i just need ideas.So, i just go places....and stuff.."He said, then he noticed her uncomfortable."Too under-pressure, to talk to a rich-bastard like me?"He chuckled.

"What? No! N-no."

"Oh, must have been my beautiful eyes that charmed you."He chuckled again.

"Yeah? Well maybe they won't be so pretty soon." She hissed the words, her fist in his face. She calmed herself. She knew she probrally scared the hell out of him, but she wouldn't apologize.

"Ah, the little Ms.Grumpy eh?"He said, he did a surprise trust fall on her."SURPRISE!"He laughed.Even though he probably hit the ground,he loved doing those to random people.

She glowered. Maybe she should think twice about punching him... Then again...

He got back up, he chuckled.His soft brown eyes met her eyes again.He sighed boredly...

She pointed above her head. "There is some "entertainment' up there. Remind me, are you gay or not?" (lol sorry if it seems im being mean ive just been wanting to use that one xD)

"Uh, ah...I am not gay..."He went silent for a moment.Then he opened the door and walked outside, he ran back in and yelled."HEY EVERYONE! I JUST GOT A CAN OF MONEY FROM SOMEONE!"He held up a can of money from a Hobo.He threw the can back to the Hobo.Wiping his hands off on someone else's shirt.He smiled.

She sighed. Okay, that was too far. She came back up to him, stopping right next to his shoulder. "Sorry." The words were uttered quickly and carelessly, but she was out the door already.

He looked around, he then slipped outside for a minute.He put his hand on her shoulder."Hey, its cool.I get asked that a lot of times.Just..not..by..girls."He said awakwardly.

She shook her head. "Look. It was too far, and now I have to go." She pulled away from him, hesitationg only for a second. She made her way to a black pickup, and climbed inside, starring at the wheel.

He sighed walking back in, head hanged low.He hauled the TV onto the back of his truck, he looked at her."Wow..she probably thinks it hurt my feelings.."He murmured.He climbed into his truck, and sat reading his favorite book.

Her phone buzzed. It was a message from her brother. "Shit." She jumped out of the car, not bothering to slam the door, and ran back inside the building. She dodged multiple people, until she came to a door with a guy dressed in black in front of it. The man grabbed her wrists, and she pretended to be little miss weak. She struggled fakely, "Let me go!"

He looked up, he saw her run inside."What's the matter with her?"He murmured, he continued reading his book all calm.Not knowing she was in trouble, or worse he sat in the truck reading.While she was probably being kidnapped or something, he got to a really good part.He paused, shutting his book.He really wasn't the blood and gore kind, he looked noticing her gone for a long while.

The man opened the door woth one hand, holding hers with the other. He shoed her inside of the starewell and slammed the door shut- hard. He jammed a chair infront of it and, knocking her head on the door to knock her out, dragged-literally dragged- her limp body up the stairs. Things were not going as planned.

(This is old and abandoned but i say screw it XD)

He wondered what was taking her so long, he got out of the car and ran into the bar again.He heard a body being dragged, he tried opening the door."Screw opening..."He murmured.He took a good backing up, and ran at the door ramming it open nearly hitting the wall, He looked up seeing the man dragging Blayde."What the...fuck..?"He said the cuss quietly.He raced up the stairs, and tapped the man on the shoulder."Whatcha doin' with her?"He asked.

((lol; REJUVINATE! *zaps with wandd*))

UPSTAIRS- Bullet's sister wasn't their. She should have been their by now. Something was wrong. He just knew it. He opened the door and stepped downstairs, away from the cries of raped women.

STAIRS- The man turned at the door being broken, eyes widening when he saw the man... Daniel Tosh?! He threw the girls limp body toward the wall, just to be caught by her brother. He looked up as the man warned Daniel, obvlious to Bullet. "She's my boss's playtoy now, you can just back up or your brains will be blown out." And with that, he pulled out a gun.

"Hmm, Hey look a penny, ooh its flipped on heads! I got a lucky chance.."He said the last part quietly.He kicked the guy in the shin, really hard and just about ready to spring at the man when he was going to shoot."Wait, whos down there?"He said crouched as if he were going to sprang like he was a damn vamp.



(O.o I call bringing in Dane Cook XD)
Dane Cook ran up the stairs, bumping into Bullet."Sorry!"He yelled as a crowd of people, began chasing him.He stopped and looked at Daniel Tosh then at the guy, "Hey bro, nice to meet another comdey central person."He glared at the guy holding the gun.He took his rifle off his back, (<---Total Ownage that proves his is a BAMF!)He aimed carefully at the man."Put it down Or I shoot.Nobody hurts my bros from Comedy Central. Its hasta la vista or get the hell out."

Wow... Well, this certainly seemed to be fun for everyone except Bullet. A growl rose in his throaght, the man still hadn't noticed him. He reached in his sisters pocket, grabbing a blade. "You f*cking B*ST*RD!" With no thought whatsoever, he jumped on the mans back, his arm wrapped around his neck. He squeezed until the man fell to the floor, then he flipped him over and slit his neck with the blade. He threw it to the ground, and turned toward his groaning sister. He bent down to her, checking her pulse. With one, quick look from her brother, to the body, and back to Bullet, Blayde let a weak smile play across her lips. "Good. Now, lets get up their and kick some sorry a$$."

Dane and Tosh, shook hands.Tosh looked at the dead man, "What about the d*mn body? what do we do with that?"He said.
He looked at Dane then at Blayde and Bullet, he had the questions dance in his eyes.


Dane looked at the man as well, he front-flipped over the rail and landing on his feet, Tosh did the same but ended up walking on his hands.

(Rushing again sorry no muse D: so its a fail..)